big green weenie

yodas cock. its green after all, isn't it?

yodas cock is a big green weenie. someone fucks it every day.

big green weenie by Uncircumsized Penis March 26, 2019

Charlie Green 

A blunt with cocaine in the tip of it.

We just smoked a blunt of Charlie Green.

Charlie Green by LDeezy7 May 9, 2012

I'm wearing green underwear 

What people say to keep people from pinching them when they forget to wear green for St. Patrick's Day. It's perfect because the pincher can't disprove it without being a creeper, which is a more serious offense than not wearing green on St. Partick's Day. Also works with bras for girls.

Note: Doesn't work if the pincher is an actual creeper.

Sean: Hey you! You're not wearing any green!
Rebecca: Yes I am, I'm wearing green underwear.
Sean: Let me see!
Rebecca: Pervert.
~pinch averted~

I'm wearing green underwear by Valentine Todd April 3, 2011

andrew green 

the worlds greatest lacrosse player, so amazing that joe mann knighted him ANDREW GREEN LAX MACHINE
and he reads star wars video game manuals hidden in his assigment notebook during math.

joe: ANDREW GREEN LAX MACHINE
andrew: shut up joe

andrew green by joe June 20, 2006

red or green ? 

The New Mexico state question. Red or green chilie is put on everything from Apple Pie to Hamburgers and Ribs ect. Chilie is not just for breakfast anymore. There is also the combination choice of christmas. Both red and green.

Go to any resteraunt and they will ask. Red or Green ?

red or green ? by Barny Rubble September 12, 2006

Lepricano [Green Bean] 

A person of Irish and Chilean descent who's diet consists of Miller, Jagermeister, and Winston's.

Hey there you damn Lepricano Green Bean! Is that more of that KC shit! Oh, I call NP!

Lepricano [Green Bean] by Occasionally December 9, 2008

Mr.Green 

Oh our dearest Mr. Green, where do we begin? There are so many great things about you, that we can’t even name them all. We appreciate all the tough love, and life lessons you gave us. You’re super funny and one of the best teachers we have ever had. We’re going to miss you next school year. You are our all time favorite teacher, and nobody can ever replace you. Thank you Mr. Green. You made our eighth grade year the best school year of our lives.

Mr.Green is awsome

We love Mr.Green

Mr.Green by Danriverrules01 May 8, 2019