Canadian cum cannon

An act performed by the male where the genitalia is edged or grinded against extremely frequently, building up extreme pressure over days, weeks or even (daringly) months. This part is known as the "charging phase". Then comes the "sedentary" phase, where the male must not use his genetallia for at minimum, a week. This prepares it for the activation. With a single stroke, the build up in sperm is all released at once, with hints of blood, sort of like the syrup and water mix at soda fountains. This act is very dangerous, as the piercing shot can easily rip through human skin and flesh. The Canadian Cum Cannon is more common among word of mouth and folklore, not really reaching the bigger cities. For example, in the prairies it is known better as the Reginan Railgun. Make sure you're not getting sloppy toppy either during the sedentary phase, you might lobotomize her. A ball usually gets sucked inwards back into your body, meaning you can only use this twice. Think of it as ammunition. Anything more than two will result in instant death.

Person1: yo michael just hit the Canadian Cum Cannon on his girl the other day. I wonder if he's good...
Person2: yeah those types of things are not for the faint of heart. I usually just stick with some of the tamer ones like the Wisconsin Blow Dryer.

Person1: yeah you're right. I've got my own ready to launch right now but I don't want to end up in the er like michael did from such intense pleasure all at once.

by Ycarleton January 10, 2026

Canadian Cum Cannon

An act performed by the male where the genitalia is edged or grinded against extremely frequently, building up extreme pressure over days, weeks or even (daringly) months. This part is known as the "charging phase". Then comes the "sedentary" phase, where the male must not use his genetallia for at minimum, a week. This prepares it for the activation. With a single stroke, the build up in sperm is all released at once, with hints of blood, sort of like the syrup and water mix at soda fountains. This act is very dangerous, as the piercing shot can easily rip through human skin and flesh. The Canadian Cum Cannon is more common among word of mouth and folklore, not really reaching the bigger cities. For example, in the prairies it is known better as the Reginan Railgun. Make sure you're not getting sloppy toppy either during the sedentary phase, you might lobotomize her. A ball usually gets sucked inwards back into your body, meaning you can only use this twice. Think of it as ammunition. Anything more than two will result in instant death.

Person1: yo michael just hit the canadian cum cannon, i wonder if hes alright
Person2: nah he's fine he still gotta ball left remember
Person1: awwhh yeah u right cro mb

by Ycarleton January 10, 2026

Canada

Only there until they do something America doesn’t like. If Canada was a person at a party everyone would pretend the don’t exist. Doing the same thing as America only girlier.

Fuck Canada

by Dick_Nixon69 January 15, 2026

Canadian nerf dart

Wait for a moose to shit cover it in maple syrup then freeze it and then peg your partner with it as an attachment to a dildo for extra pleasure

I just gave my partner a Canadian nerf dart

by Uhfjdbdj January 19, 2026

Canadian sweeter

The Canadian sweeter is the act of putting maple syrup in a womans ass hole then licking or sucking it up well she farts

Canadian sweeter is anal syrup a sweet treat that fills me up as a treat

by Canadian guy zaza January 20, 2026

Griddle Caked

To be high. typically REALLY high. But just high in general.

Yo meng you wanna get griddle caked?

by Tol Fin February 25, 2008

Cpl Canada

1. An enlisted Marine who over compensates for his diminutive stature.

2. A short man who has not come to grips with the fact that his arguments are based on misconceptions and opinion as opposed to facts.

3. A grown man whos does not meet the height requirements for the rides in Disney World. So instead settles for watching the camera's and loose items.

Yea he's really turning into Cpl Canada

by CPL LOSEY October 9, 2010