poop ass

To have poop on or around you ass. Also similar to swamp ass.

"Dude look at Eric..."
"EWWWWE! He has such big poop ass because he didn't go to the bathroom fast enough"
"Ya i know... btw i have poop ass also"

by dustinarguello January 22, 2009

Ass-Sucker

1) Sodomy.

2) A stupid person.

3) A Loser.

4) a person that always get questions wrong or try to get answers and advice from bad information.

" Im a ass-sucker...in bed! "," Wow, you got it bad ass-sucker!", " You dumb little ass-sucker!", Any one who uses Wikipedia as their only online source of info is an ass-sucker.

by yo baby's dady! February 17, 2010

ass faced

When your cat gets up in your face, demands attention and you pet the beast face to face; then the cat decides to turn around to see the rest of the room and ASS FACES you by sticking its browneye in your face.

The cat jumped up on my chest and then ASS FACED me!

by Beminen June 19, 2009

Ass in the Bitch

A variant of saying "fuck the bitch in the ass" but used as a derogatory term of telling someone to fuck their own ass. Only to be used by the superior elitist. Boom shakalaka!

Joey: Fuck the ass in the bitch you piece of fuckhole!

Mildred: Okay.

by John Smith Is God April 1, 2010

ass shelf

any surface at around ass level that serves as a make shift seat. Common types of ass shelves are window sills, arms of chairs, any sort of ledge, and if your creative your friends. As the word "shelf" suggests in the term, ass shelves serve as the perfect place to store your ass when a regular chair just won't do the trick.

Queefy: " Oh hey, who would have known that your arm would make such a great seat! I could sit here for days."
Hoeleen:"Don't look at me...I'm not ok with being your ass shelf!"
Queefy: "Lies...your loving every second of being my ass shelf ;) ! "

by PresOfDaFriends June 18, 2011

Ass Hotel

An individual known for excessive promiscuity in order to gain favors, such as lodging for a night or a meal.

Also, a previously occupied ass.

Person 1: Yo, bro, I totally hooked up with Katie last night?
Person 2: Gross, bro, Katie is such an ass hotel, every dude here's been up in that.

by Anal Badger May 11, 2010

logging ass

Logging Ass- verb. slang. the act of anal sex. Can be between two men or a man and a woman.

"so i was int he hotel and turned on the porn channel, and there's some dude logging ass on a desk"
OR
"amanda you like sports?" "so you know guys in locker rooms log ass right?

by burbidge June 11, 2006