Crusty Taco

Some nasty ass pussy with eye crust in it,smells like a salmon took a bath in horse shit.

You fuck that broad? Nah man she had a crusty taco had to drop a bitch off.

by Brookayjugs May 24, 2018

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The Valley Taco

The act of fucking a girl in her ass while she then shits on you as you procede to fuck her in her vagina.

RJ: Man last night me and Alexis tried out The Valley Taco. ;)
Pablo: Damn!!! You lucky S.O.B :)

by MrNiggaArches August 15, 2011

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Taco Balls supreme

When you’re giving head and sucking the balls while you are wrapped up in the sheets like a burrito

Your mom gave me a Taco balls Supreme last night

by Doodoosweat October 08, 2017

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freaky taco

A way to describe an odd or peculiar female extremity.

This was my first time seeing her naked, and her pussy was upside down. That’s a freaky taco for ya!

by SemonDemon69omgpussyman May 21, 2024

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Starfish Taco

The act of pressing ones anus against a glass window and proceeding to deficate after making eye contwct with a neighbor. The fecal matter then fills between the buttocks like a taco.

Karen across the street called the police on me for having a few friends over and being "too Loud", so the next morning I made her a nice Starfish Taco"

by toastINbed October 16, 2022

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