I'm a simp

Well congrats on simping on a 16 year old.

Brooo i'm a simp\

GIT AWAY STRANGER DANGER.

by BottomDop April 13, 2022

Simp Summer

You trying to start dating bunches of people during summer, either keeping one girl the entire summer or having multiple throughout the summer.

He's with his 9th girl this summer, he must be taking simp summer seriously

by Kirk Ligerson April 13, 2022

Richard simps

Richard likes every single girl in class and would do anything do get the sucky sucky 9000 by them. HE also has sucky sucky 9000 with himself everyday.

Richard simps for everyone girl in class.

by fsfhzuifhsfs April 14, 2022

Simp

A guy/girl that is obsessed with a person and would do anything for them.

Chad: I would do anything for this girl!
Jake: your such a SIMP.

by DearRay April 18, 2022

Simp

Half of the people who make definitions on this website.

Wow, half of the people on the urban dictionary are just people simping for their crush or whatever!

by FloorMatt9 April 20, 2022

Simp

BSG's one and only SHOTTA

The biggest simp ever?

Oh yeah that's bsg_shotta

by Bsg_finest April 21, 2022

No simp Valentine's

For the ones who are single on 14th February you have to pass this challenge for good luck next year's valentine's day.

The rules are simple:no simping over bitches,no masturbating and no roses.

-Hey man I passed No simp Valentine's
-How do you feel?
- Empty💀

by Ieepuroy February 14, 2022