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Fake eye roll

Pretending to be inconvenienced by being overpriveleged
Flying private is such a bother (fake eye roll)
My Rolex collection is so last week (fake eye roll)
Looking after my investment portfolio is so stressful (fake eye roll)
Being a weatlty beautiful toned blonde isn’t all it’s cracked up to be (Uber fake eye roll)
by fuzzybuzzz January 29, 2019
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lint roll your deviled eggs

When you have someone perform or continue to perform fellatio to the extent that the receiving partner begins to lose pubic hair from their genital region.
Damn dude, I couldn't believe it at first but she really did it when she offered to lint roll your deviled eggs. Are your balls back to okay since then?
by Pyyr August 28, 2022
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dime roll

A guy with a penis the size of a dime roll. Usually talks really negative about women because he’s insecure and wants attention but because he’s such pathetic guy no one wants to be around him. He has no chances of being with a woman.
He tried to call me ugly but that’s just because he’s a dime roll.
by Vixmaddix November 4, 2022
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Beaver roll

Fat girl's vagina
I bet that girl has a beaver roll.
by Jilldo and aj September 1, 2013
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Boomer Roll

Expensive toilet paper that can only be purchased by the most affluent in society.
Husband: The bog roll at your parent’s house is so soft and luxurious, it feels like I’m wiping my arse with a kitten.

Wife: Yeah. They only buy Boomer Roll.
by Smell the Glove April 2, 2024
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rolling bolt

Rolling bolt is a defense technique used by obese (healthy) queens when they feel threatened. They lay down on the ground, and roll as fast as they can to flatten us skinny people.
Pajeet: omg look at that skinny woman

Parag: yeah, she looks like she'll make a good target for my rolling bolt
by karenlondon69 December 30, 2021
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