National Bully Michael Day

On February 4th you are allowed to bully your friend named Michael.

National Bully Michael Day is today, time to go bully my friend.

by AnnaBananaDemon February 4, 2022

Bethan and Michael

A loving couple in the school. Should stick together no matter what. They shall all ways love each other !

Bethan and Michael love each other!

by Vanilla unicorn December 13, 2021

Do a Michael

Doing a Michael is to too drink far too much on an empty stomach, end up passed out in front of a bar entrance and be hounded by strangers.

He's going to do a Michael

by MyTailsBroke December 31, 2022

Riley Jade Michael

The prettiest girl ever, who will always be there for you

Riley Jade Michael is so sweet!!

by anonymous May 27, 2023

Pulling a Michael

When your Michael says some really questionable, noncey stuff.

I was hanging out with Jerry the other day and he said "We can fuck the nerdy kids, I mean nerds!" He's gotta be pulling a Michael with that one.

by JonahPeterson August 18, 2023

Gold medal Michael Lorenzen

N: A person who can do it all. A wunderkind.

Who won the 400 meter race? Gold medal Michael Lorenzen

That guy can do it all , he's a regular gold medal Michael Lorenzen.

by White Noise August 22, 2023

The Chad Michael Murray Effect

The unhealed trauma within millennial women that makes them choose a white boy even when there are significantly better options.

This is because these women have grown up with stars like Chad Michael Murray, Brody Jenner, Zac Efron, etc., leading women to constantly feel the need to prove to themselves that they can pull the token white boy.

Gen Z girls, please see The Magcon Effect for further context on this phenomenon.

“Damn, Zac Efron is not even cute now, but I would still pick him because of the Chad Michael Murray Effect.”

by beansella57 August 11, 2024