cheat meat

A person who's only kept around as an option to cheat on one's partner with.

"Oh that's Kelsey, she's just my cheat meat, don't tell Sarah."
"I had to stop being friends with Zach because he only viewed me as cheat meat."

by Zamnboney August 9, 2023

street meat

When you bang someone in your car

Last night I had a one night stand. He drove up, parked on the street and I got into his car. I bent over between the car seats as he banged me... Now that's tasty street meat after the bar

by TreekoMietto May 31, 2025

Sweater Meat

Breasts, particularly big or glorious ones, especially in a sweater.

While bowling, I told Tom, wow look at the sweater meat on that bimbo. They bounce while she stands still. I’m putting lead in my pencil with no one to write to.

by JackDaddy6294 October 5, 2022

Meat Gargler

One who gargles the Tube steak!

Those guys are a couple of Meat Garglers!

by Skinny dick February 10, 2020

Mongolian meat stick

3 men sitting in beanbags criss cross applesauce jerking off the other two guys such that each man has 2 different hands stroking them

Yo bros! Pull up to my crib I just got some new bean bags. We can totally partake in a Mongolian meat stick!

by Edgingmenforfun69 April 5, 2024

Meat Hoodie

Another name for foreskin.

He had a meat hoodie so I guess he isn't really Jewish.

by Badbrad September 24, 2016

Meat Skittle

The clit, nothing more, nothing less.

Zach: "Yo Bosnian Jake how far did you get with her"

Jake: "I tongue punched her meat skittle"

by yungthiccy January 17, 2019