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fake bean

Fake bean = fake person/ fake fan

If you disagree with someone they may call you “fake bean”

Bean in plural is “Beanz”
-I love strawberries, do you like strawberries?
- No
- Than you are a fake bean✋😔
by Master Of Beanz November 12, 2019
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Jelly Bean

I want to taste her jelly bean.
by Yum Yum Sauce March 23, 2021
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Bean

An annoying thing to call your older or younger brother. most commonly used as an insult that wont offend your parents. it really means nothing.
"yo bro, you're such a freaking bean"
"what does that mean?"
"it means you're a bean"
by possiblynotavampire April 11, 2020
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bean

A synonym of the word 'mean', originally as a misspelling of it posted on Twitter by Kayla (@KaylaArtwork)
I don't bean to braaaaaaag but now i can say I drew a portion of a Brooke Valley panel with this BUSH! LIKE LOOK AT THAT BUSH
by lagamerlia666 December 24, 2023
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Beans

Beans are a rare fruit 🍇 eaten in ancient Europe “mmmm beans
Do you like beans “
“Do I ?? Do you even have to ask !!!”
by Sheep.com October 19, 2020
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Bean Dip Chip

A Mexican man by the name Isiaha Lopez who gets his dick chipped off
Man, I heard that Ashley Bean Dip Chipped Jake's cock last week !!
by Isaiah.Lopez.@gmail.com June 8, 2018
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Bean Man Hater

Anyone who is a hater of the infamous Gerrad Gayton. This child often comes across as arrogant, stuck-up, childish, anal retentive.

He is commonly known as Beany, due to his string-bean appearance. He has accrued other names however, such as Toucan Sam, due to his largely hideous nose. This has led to his depiction as a bird.
Bloke 1: Fuck, its Beany!
Bloke 2: HEY BEANY!

*evil stare*

Bloke 1: I think he heard you!
Bloke 2: Good, i hate the kid!

Bean Man: Awwwhhh, did you know Bowling has been included in the Olympic Games?

Bloke 1: Fuck Off Beany, go back to your perch!

Bloke 1: Hey man, are you a Bean Man Hater?
Bloke 2: Ahhh hell yer, that kid is so annoying!
by breddles October 28, 2008
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