Flu roll

A loo roll that has been panic bought due to a viral outbreak

Folks are hoarding they’re flu rolls like crazy I can’t get any, supermarket shelves are empty, had to buy extra copies of the daily mail

by Strop waffle March 20, 2020

Tissue roll

What people for some reason think is the shield against the virus when, in fact, it isn't.

Sharon: Hey caroline I stocked up on tissue roll because of the virus

Caroline: what?

by NibbaHotCheetos March 21, 2020

Wood Rolled

Much like getting Rick Rolled, getting Wood Rolled is when someone clicks an unsuspecting link only to be greeted by a large seated black man (Mr. Wood), and his penis which is the size of a 3rd leg, dangling between his legs. This is used most effectively during the Covid-19 outbreak of 2020.

Friend 1: Hi Friend 2! Take a look these new numbers about the Coronavirus! Click this link.
Friend 2: 'clicks link'. Sees Mr. Wood and his giant 3rd leg. "Come on man! Why'd you have to Wood Roll me like that? I'm at work!
Friend 1: You're just been Wood Rolled!

by Coronakid2020 April 6, 2020

Sage-roll

When you put a bundle of sage in your partners anal cavity and attempt to cleanse your partners chakra and soul.

I'm gonna Sage-roll you so hard, your gonna have a hard time seeing through your third eye -Chad

by Demon duuuuddddeeee April 23, 2020

iuwanna Roll Da Ice

It is the action to roll dank weed.

Daamn that weed smell good bro.

iuwanna roll da ice?

by Ricanocreator April 25, 2020

death roll

A small individual loaf of bread that has been poisoned.

Andrew called me a faggot so I got some strychnine and baked him a death roll.

by Hlalakar June 6, 2020

Pizza Roll Hot

It’s fucking hot, fresh outta the microwave, and when you put it in your mouth it’s roughly the temperature of the sun

“ bro these shits are pizza roll hot”

by Mikefrombestbuy June 20, 2020