Friends: Bro leave her alone she don’t like you, she a hoe stop being a simp
Walter: no she not bruh I love her
Walter: no she not bruh I love her
by Imtoodead October 28, 2020
Get the Simp mug.Bruno, a male who is beyond the normal comprehensible understanding of a beta male that he is now evolved into a Simp.
by Jathi February 12, 2020
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Guy 1: "You hear that bipa got with a 13 year old on discord and he also plays roblox and has a RobloxYT?"
Guy 2: "How old is he?"
Guy 1: "About 21."
Guy 2: : "SIMP ASS BITCH"
Guy 2: "How old is he?"
Guy 1: "About 21."
Guy 2: : "SIMP ASS BITCH"
by Duhlamino February 12, 2020
Get the Simp mug.A spurious term manufactured by sociopaths to be tactically used for the purpose of devaluing and discrediting empathetic, compassionate, and/or devotional behavior, as well as to stave off any possible stirrings of conscience within their insect hearts and/or moral censure by others which an unbiased comparison to their own cold-blooded and self-serving behavior might cause.
Hideous Soul #1: "Bro... check out this dude going on and on about how much he cares about this bitch."
Hideous Soul #2: "Haha what a simp."
Hideous Soul #2: "Haha what a simp."
by m_ndthegap June 2, 2022
Get the Simp mug.Some who is so simple they make up lies to try and cover up how bland and boring their life is, then believe the lies.
Also calling other people “simps” to try and cover up the fact they are king “simp”, but their lies just reinforces what they’re hiding.
Also calling other people “simps” to try and cover up the fact they are king “simp”, but their lies just reinforces what they’re hiding.
For example someone who lies about being at a party or work event when clearing they weren’t.
Or calling out someone for being a “simp” over a mistake commonly made, when in fact they themselves just played the who can stick their finger up their ass and smell it the longest.
Or calling out someone for being a “simp” over a mistake commonly made, when in fact they themselves just played the who can stick their finger up their ass and smell it the longest.
by DANIEL GIBBONS April 30, 2020
Get the Simp mug.A state of fatigue induced from an extended period of time observing simps incentivize overrated women en masse to produce thirst traps and develop an entitlement complex.
Symptoms of Simp Fatigue include, but are not limited to:
•Excessive irritability at the sight of 😍🤩🥵 emojis
•Compulsive disgust upon seeing a thirst trap
•Referring to any kind gesture to women as "simping"
•Binge-watching MGTOW and manosphere content
Symptoms of Simp Fatigue include, but are not limited to:
•Excessive irritability at the sight of 😍🤩🥵 emojis
•Compulsive disgust upon seeing a thirst trap
•Referring to any kind gesture to women as "simping"
•Binge-watching MGTOW and manosphere content
I have so much Simp Fatigue! Simps keep coming out of the woodworks to support Sydney Sweeney -who is mid- at the slightest hint of cleavage!
Don't these simps realize typing 🥵 on some e-thot's insta thirst traps isn't going to get them laid?
That simp hasn't even met her in person and bought her plane tickets to Fiji with another man! I can't stand simps!
Don't these simps realize typing 🥵 on some e-thot's insta thirst traps isn't going to get them laid?
That simp hasn't even met her in person and bought her plane tickets to Fiji with another man! I can't stand simps!
by Vermillion-Rx July 25, 2025
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