my little friend

any type of firearm, a gun

If your going to act that way, i'm just going to have to bring out my little friend.

by Light Joker April 26, 2006

respect my mind

command to respect the way an individual usually behaves and/or thinks. This was made popular in the 90's by former Cash Money/Universal rap group 'Hot Boys'

A: Can i have some money?
B: Bitch, respect my mind!

by S Da F**kin Great June 9, 2007

your not my dad

A hilarous vine

Somebody asked hayes something she said your not my dad

by trap queen April 16, 2015

My knee grows

way for sayin "my negros" or "my niggas".

Do you know my knee grows ?
My knee grow

by BuenaTards January 23, 2012

butter my bagel

The most desired action of endearment. One is to receive this only after they have become exclusive in their relationship. When men receive this act of love they often moan, lick their lips, and beg for more. A woman performs this act of endearment by applying butter to a freshly toasted bagel and then delivering it to her significant other.

The smell of my wife's buttered bagel caused me to wake up before my alarm. That day was the best day of my life, I didn't even have to whisper in her ear... butter my bagel.

by keep_it_realistic May 16, 2012

My Body is Ready

A phrase a virgin says when they're ready to knock boots.

Alternatively, a phrase someone says when they really like something and they want it NOW.

Sarah: OMG Jenni, the new Butt-Quake 6.0 comes out tomarrow. It's supposed to feel like having an 6.0 earthquake in your ass!

Jenni: Omg...My body is ready.

by Wasabimoto June 18, 2011

My Chemical Romance

A rock band that, contrary from popular belief, is not emo. Most people assume that they are emo because from the video of "Famous Last Words" and "Welcome to the Black Parade", the style is dark, relates to death, and uses LOTS of black eyeliner. Songs prior to that, like "Kill All Your Friends" or "I'm not OK" are emo. The style seems emo, but not the band. Lyrics form FLW: "...I am not afraid to keep on living...", that's ANTI-emo. The album "Dangerous Days..."(too long to type) is more heavy rock, but not emo.

Friend: You listen to My Chemical Romance? You're so emo!

Me: No, I'm not.

by TheDoubleJ February 22, 2011