Tits-up Tuesday

Every day of the week has a name. Monday is Blue Monday. Wednesday is Hump Day. Thursday is F.I.S.T. Day (fuck, it's still Thursday). Friday is TGIF or POETS Day (Piss off early, tomorrow is Saturday (Australian)). Tuesday is when the consequences of Mondays activities come home to roost - slightly delayed Karma. Typically, things go Tits-up on Tuesdays.

It's just another Tits-up Tuesday. I will fix it by COB on Hump Day with a bit of luck.

by inx13 July 21, 2022

Glitter Tits

A woman whose breasts dont really need the support of a bra as they shine on their own. Like glitter

Heh Glitter Tits hows it going?

by The Two Headed Dog January 19, 2022

Chubby tit witch

A large, voluptuous woman, who has powers for good will, yet is a bitch

Can you believe Dianne? She’s such a chubby tit witch! The fat cow!

by Eric shin May 2, 2020

Pump tits

Do a chest workout

I’m going to the gym to pump tits

by subadubdub June 23, 2021

Tit biscuit

Means you have biscuit tits

Jack Egan eats tit biscuits

by Sam Garlow March 11, 2021

Gorilla Tits

Sadly, a younger or close to middle aged person with large, saggy tits like an elderly woman.

They say more than a mouthful is a waste-well, these gorilla tits can smother a person if they aren't careful!

by KWhit1982 May 19, 2016

Crumb tits

1- when you eat snacks and you have crumb all over your chest.
2-Your boobs are as small as a crumb

She has crumb tits.
Look at him eatting all the chips with his crumb ‘tis.

by QueenofDenile March 7, 2018