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mullet fart

a double whammy!! not only does this person rock a wicked mullet, but also has the power to clear a room with his wicked gaseous fumes.
check out homey over there....launchin bombs while stylin his mullet perm.
by rock July 19, 2004
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fart water

when you or someone farts around a person drinking water. the water is automatically considered fart water. this is because water evaporates and also gets tainted by the air. the water is usually not always no less good.
*person A farts and contaminates the surrounding air with their gas*
*person B takes a drink of water with their mouth wide open*
*person A says: "haha you just drank fart water!! HAHAHA"*
*person B swallows carelessly"
by the scene queen September 10, 2009
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wet fart

a fart that is wet and that shaun mason gets alot because it reduces friction between your anaus and the other persons privates
by Anonymous November 3, 2003
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jewel fart

by 1whoknowz July 1, 2005
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Unicorn Fart

The act of throwing glitter on a homophobe or any bigot as a way of telling them to fuck off.
Trump is such a dick, he really deserves a unicorn fart.
by Sntcringe June 29, 2017
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fart jammer

someone who farts on a person who is jamming them
sume chick farted on me while i was jamming her
by Jaime Adrian December 5, 2004
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broken farted

When you except your ass to release a big fart but instead you're left with a tiny fart that doesn't satisfy your farting needs
You: I thought I was gonna rip a big one today but I was let down because it was a tiny one I'm broken farted.
by Wild Owls Sienna August 8, 2016
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