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cunt muffin

The act of shoving a muffin or other pastry up the vagina and quiefing it out on the partners chest
Me and my boyfriend tried that cunt muffin technique
by frogzx May 31, 2011
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cunt pop

My ex-wife is such a cunt pop, I could've at least gotten head, before she left with my best friend.
by slavetotheboys December 24, 2007
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zombie cunt

when a woman is on her period... what her cunt turns into during this time in her monthly cycle
man this chick i fucked last nite had some funky zombie cunt goin on, my dick was covered in blood...
by cecilseebag-scragg February 16, 2009
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Cunt Fest

A women who’s Always getting her hole has a cuntfest going on.
Fuck Sake that women’s got a cunt Fest

like a supermarket, always new folk that r coming in n going out.
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Jehova Cunts

The Jehov Cunt "JC" is a religious "institution" in form of a "sect". It has a publishing company called the Watchtoilet "WT". The Watchtoilet prints out man made toilet paper booklets call the Watchtowel. They are directed by 7-12 "scum bags" in New York City. This notorious sect is also known for it's flip flops destruction more than it is known for it positive works.

What are Jehova Cunts. JCS

The Jehova Cunts are the dressy up, getty-going clowns. You' ll see them on the weekdays,weekends, mornings ringing door bells. The Jehov Cunts will use their man made inventions before they will pop open the tool that God gave us all, THE BIBLE,-during their converting demonstration .

Did you Know ?

There are non devoted JCS “Publishers” that do go door to door too. They can get you converted while they themselves exit the religion. But those people are still coming to your doors.

There are JCS that do not live by their cultish lifehood but they still have the audacity to try to judge us “worldly people”. And the majority of the teens in there are all jackasses like the adults. When you join,there is a good chance that you will have to make friends with your local fanatic peers or you will have to isolate yourself. But those people are still coming to your doors.

This sect will destroy your family if one of your family members decides to join it. They will either nag you to get you join them or you will lose them in rejection.
Lets put up a No TRESPASSING sign. Those Jehova Cunts are coming.
by Faceit October 26, 2012
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snowflake cunt

Someone that calls people snowflakes at the slightest hint of differing opinion.
That snowflake cunt called me a snowflake because I told him to stop touching my girlfriend’s breasts.
by MatthiasW May 13, 2018
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Crusty Cunt

A cunt that is crusty, has mold or mildue on it.
OMFG, She has a crusty cunt!
by Aaron Joeseph June 11, 2003
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