When you put toothpaste on your dick, the fuck her in the ass. Next you pull out and brush her teeth with your dick.
by Amoistbeaver June 25, 2020
Get the dirty ensi mug.When you cut your balls shaving before an event and turn up hours later only to realise you never stopped the blood flow and spend the evening with a stiff upper lip whilst your white chinos are forever ruined.
“Mate, are you ok? You’re literally bleeding all over your trousers”
“Yeah I ended up giving myself a Dirty Jaromir”
“Yeah I ended up giving myself a Dirty Jaromir”
by Dbs88 June 27, 2020
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Get the Dirty Selena mug.Kana is the most beautiful person you will every meet she has beautiful brown eyes and brown hair. Her name means hope and peace in Indian. She is like a dolfin jumping in the sea she is so beautiful it is blinding and she doesn't even know it.
by wrighter666777888999458jkd September 29, 2020
Get the dirty Kana mug.When a a male or female(hopefully female) gives a bj, also knows as head, to a male after having anal sex and in the process of giving head the recipient of the bj falls asleep.
friend 1: i did a dirty baranda last night. i dirty baranded this one girl
friend 2: what you mean you dirty baranded a girl
friend 1: she was giving me head after we did anal and i fell asleep
friend 2: niiiiiiiceeeeeeeeee
friend 2: what you mean you dirty baranded a girl
friend 1: she was giving me head after we did anal and i fell asleep
friend 2: niiiiiiiceeeeeeeeee
by Esemikey September 21, 2012
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Get the Dirty Breach mug.A harsh act of spanking while dipping her right nipple in chocolate then when finished, tie a bow on the nipple and give as a gift to a loved one
"Oh dude I'm gonna dirty nip my GF Mags so hard tonight then give the finished product to gramps for his bday tomorrow"
by MAGS666 August 20, 2013
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