One of the more difficult "trick" shitting to pull off. requires a bit of planning..layer a few pieces of TP and see how many mini deuces you can land in her before it sinks to the bottom of the komode.
bonus points if you can keep it boyant with 5+ nuggets on board. "women and children first!"
bonus points if you can keep it boyant with 5+ nuggets on board. "women and children first!"
by thenoblesock January 28, 2008
Get the last man on the life boatmug. All of those little things - errands, forms, notes, crap - that seem to totally eat up your day. None of it is exciting and you can't quite believe that at the end of the day, you've nothing to show for it.
"What did you do today, honey?"
"The bank, the carwash, the drycleaners, the drugstore, then back to the bank. It's so boring, I can't talk about it because I get depressed. It's the minutiae that ate my life."
"The bank, the carwash, the drycleaners, the drugstore, then back to the bank. It's so boring, I can't talk about it because I get depressed. It's the minutiae that ate my life."
by getaclue2007 April 8, 2010
Get the The minutiae that ate my life.mug. Recession speak for "I've been out of work for some time and am bumming around looking for the end of the rainbow while pretending to be cool and in-charge so as not to bruise my fragile over inflated ego"
Office Drone: "Hey bud, how's it going with you?"
Former Coworker: " Aw, it's All Good, I'm just kickin it Reaquiring My Life Goals, finding a path"
Office Drone: "Oh, I see.....you're trying out "Bum" as a lifestyle for awhile then?"
Former Coworker: "Yeah....you got a quarter I could borrow?"
Former Coworker: " Aw, it's All Good, I'm just kickin it Reaquiring My Life Goals, finding a path"
Office Drone: "Oh, I see.....you're trying out "Bum" as a lifestyle for awhile then?"
Former Coworker: "Yeah....you got a quarter I could borrow?"
by TedDeadMan September 2, 2010
Get the Reaquiring My Life Goalsmug. May be shortened to AHLP. An AHLP is an individual under the accusation, assumption or suspicion of being another individual's same-gendered monogamous life mate.
May be pronounced A-H-L-P or ahlp.
May be pronounced A-H-L-P or ahlp.
Man 1:"Who's that guy hanging all over Chad?"
Man 2: "You mean the one in the tight pants and the argyle sweater?"
Man 2: "Oh, that's Trent, Chad's Alleged Homosexual Life Partner"
Man 1: "Oh! I didn't know they were dating! How tricky! I'd like to make him my AHLP..."
Man 2: "You mean the one in the tight pants and the argyle sweater?"
Man 2: "Oh, that's Trent, Chad's Alleged Homosexual Life Partner"
Man 1: "Oh! I didn't know they were dating! How tricky! I'd like to make him my AHLP..."
by Your Friendly Neighborhood Dyke April 28, 2008
Get the Alleged Homosexual Life Partnermug. The opposite of "I love my life".
Used to express disapproval, disgust, or if something bad happens to oneself.
Used to express disapproval, disgust, or if something bad happens to oneself.
Friend 1: "Yes, ------- threw up today in class in a plastic bag."
Friend 2: "I hate my life!"
Person: " 'I love my life'....everyone is saying that now!"
Friend: "I hate my life"
You: ::spilling hot cocoa all over yourself:: " I HATE MY LIFE!"
Friend 2: "I hate my life!"
Person: " 'I love my life'....everyone is saying that now!"
Friend: "I hate my life"
You: ::spilling hot cocoa all over yourself:: " I HATE MY LIFE!"
by Nick H February 3, 2004
Get the i hate my lifemug. ok...the deff is a lil bitch that couldnt roll with the tru gangs.....so u wanna see a *tru* g come at me
by BMORESFINEST April 3, 2005
Get the BMORE 4 LIFE.......mug. by sam b May 13, 2004
Get the quarter life crisismug.