by Art Wipe Annie August 23, 2018
Husband: I pooped but I think I had a wayward wipe because it still smells back there.
Wife: What is wrong with you?!?!
Wife: What is wrong with you?!?!
by Urban humor July 16, 2017
The fingers used to hold toilet paper to wiping your ass after taking a dump. If you also use wet wipes your ass won't be stinking.
Guy 1: Man did you wash your wiping fingers after you took a shit? Guy 2: I only do that if my fingers smell like shit after wiping. Guy 1: That's nasty bro. You need to wash them every time after.
by jimmybomm July 12, 2021
Not wiping ur ass after knowing you had a clean pinch. Trusting that your ass will not itch 20mins later from shit sticking to your butthole
by LimpPimp October 01, 2015
Any item or material used to wipe up semen after whacking off. Urban lore typically holds the sock as the most common whack wipe.
I used my grandma’s kitchen apron as a whack wipe.
I was rubbing one out on the couch and blew a rope so hard it shot on the window curtain so I just used the curtain for my whack wipe.
It’s time to retire the tube sock in the bed. It’s so crusty it’s time for a new whack wipe.
I was rubbing one out on the couch and blew a rope so hard it shot on the window curtain so I just used the curtain for my whack wipe.
It’s time to retire the tube sock in the bed. It’s so crusty it’s time for a new whack wipe.
by Dick Onchin March 24, 2023
Simon: oh my gooch is absolutely sodding in this heat.
Paul: oh you just need a tactical wipe simon, that’ll sort you out sir.
Paul: oh you just need a tactical wipe simon, that’ll sort you out sir.
by Relatablegirth June 09, 2023