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ass wipe

an insult for a fucking idiot who’s stupid as hell
by Yungsavagealex October 17, 2019
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Shweat Wipe

The act of wiping ones inexplicably shitty arse without having actually passed a stool.
"Man, you would not have believed that was just a shweat wipe, I saw sweetcorn!"
by The Last Lizard King July 5, 2016
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No Wipe 2021

The year of the No Wipe. No one wipes their asshole 2021, everyone trusts their asshole to be clean and proper this year.
Person 1: “bro why do you smell like shit?”

Person 2: “sorry bro, it’s no wipe 2021.”
by Cockboy Flanders May 25, 2021
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Wet wipe

1. Someone who is dull and stupid

2. Someone who you just hate

3. Friendly way of saying shut up u idiot to your friend
by Randomroady July 23, 2019
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Art Wipe

Like an ass wipe, only for people who suck at art
Man Susan, you’re such an art wipe today!
by Art Wipe Annie August 23, 2018
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Double Wipe

It's when you're conserving the use of your toilet paper and helping the environment, when wiping your ass:

- Using a moderate amount of toilet paper folded into your hand, you make your first wipe within your ass in one vigorous swoop

- The handful of thin fabric paper in your hand now is strongly stained brown, in a streaky motion with chunks, with a strong but familiar smell

- You then flip over said layers of paper onto it's clean white side, while holding onto it by the edges, to minimize the fecal residue that is to stick to your fingers

- Then in a 2nd strong motion, you wipe your ass with this new clean side, collecting even more manure lodged between the depths of your ass cheeks

- You are then to drop said folds of toilet paper -- now doubly stained by strong, chunky fecal streaks, into the toilet

- Unravel another string of toilet paper, and repeat the process another 3-4 times, to ensure your anal region is fecal free, while being kind to the environment.
"Dude, we're running out of toilet paper kinda quick. Don't tell me you're only single-wiping! That is sooo 2015. We Double Wipe around here, like every good citizen."
by Big girl panties April 20, 2020
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Ass Wipe

'your such an ass wipe...'
by retrosneeze December 11, 2018
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