Ninth Wind

Southern slang for a wet fart. Typically demonstrated by anyone named Arthur or Tiffany.

Tiffany: *farts*
Person 2: oh God, that's a fucking ninth wind! My eyes! God my eyes!

by JKSedrow August 01, 2016

Wolf Winds

Winds that are blowing very strong and make whistling, howling, and growling noises.

Did you hear the Wolf Winds today?
The Wolf Winds are my constant companions.

by Cyn6369 November 24, 2021

Lump of Wind

A spongy, fawning, parasitical oaf!

Oh, really? DO YOU THINK SO?! You spongy, fawning, parasitical oaf! You lump of Wind, you witless, unwiped, panderly puke-stocking!

by [e-mail] July 02, 2019

wind fleek

When your hair is in your face because of wind but you're still sexy af.

Mandy: Ugh! My hair is in my face.
Kristy: You've got that wind fleek asf !

Mandy: ...

by Misha'sBoner May 21, 2016

pissing in the wind

To piss in someone's ass while they're farting.

"Piss in my ass while I'm farting." "Pissing in the wind, broheimer."

by Wordz Up February 29, 2008

Wind Chimes

When a female vegina has become so lose from sexual activity that her vaginal lips blow and chime in the wind.

"Beth has had sex with 300 men--now her veginal lips hang, dangle and sway in the wind," said Jim.
"Yes." said harry. "she has wind chimes!"

by Teddy bear jim bo March 23, 2007

ohmigosh winds

loaded messages disseminated in order to produce an emotional rather than rational response to the information presented. The desired result is a change of the cognitive narrative of the subject in the target audience. Related to "propaganda"

"I'll go with the candidate that is least blown about by the ohmigosh winds and at the same time addresses the largest concerns of America"

or...

"Knowing him as well as she did, she was was hardly affected by the ohmigosh winds circulating about his integrity"

by lekawa March 20, 2008