Puppy-Weight

PUPPY-WEIGHT is a relatively new term used to describe the weight of a puppy on any sheet, comforter, quilt, towel, or other fabric. The exact puppy-weight can be calculated by multiplying every pound of the puppy’s actual weight by twenty-three. Add in 5 pounds for additional friction and there you have it. Puppy-weight.
Get this "dog" off my bed, his puppy-weight is killing my arm!
This dog your brought home with you, won't move off the bed, i had to drag him off the bed. His puppy-weight was incredible.
by Jerrylandry2 September 16, 2019
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Alyssa-weight

Lighter than a light weight when drinking alcohol
They're such an Alyssa-weight
by AVBAF May 27, 2017
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twin weights

A word commonly used to describe the two sacks on either side of a man's joy stick.
Oh god his twin weights were hairy. Yuck!
by Holy Schmidt August 14, 2007
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Weight fetish

Liking having someone lay/ sit on u
1: I like u laying on me
2: u have a weight fetish
by Clara October 13, 2018
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Weighted Throw

When a person, in an attempt to be sly or strategic, throws out a question with the intent to obtain specific information.
When he asked, "In your opinion, if I were to be hired for this role, what position/positions do you believe would be the most valuable to add to the team?" His intent was to find out how large the company's workload gaps were through a weighted throw.
by shuraka April 18, 2024
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Hit the weight room

A phrase commonly used in trash talk referring to someone who is weak in terms of strength.
“basketball game”
Announcer: “That guy is getting hammered in the post, he really needs to hit the weight room!”
by Walker26 December 20, 2023
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George's weight

A visual display of irony.

Often in public and takes place during a period of intoxication.

Stemming from the time George's "weight" was thrown around in the women's lavatories of a wedding venue.

See also helicockter, fassbending & me too'ed
The drunk bloke arrested who was wearing a t-shirt saying "every good idea i have gets me in trouble" is a real George's weight
by Pork Scratching January 02, 2020
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