ur mom

not the 2017 ur mom jokes…

person: hey bro..ur mom HAHAHAHAHA
person’s friend: …

by imsuchabaddieyomomma February 28, 2022

Ur mom

A comeback for anything

What’s up
Ur mom

by Idkanamestopasking March 4, 2022

ur mom

a really attractive person that was in my bed last night

person 1: hey, who was that making so much noise in your room last night?
person 2: ur mom

by urmomsdirtyslut August 9, 2021

löp ur

1) skilled nurse

2) Ran out in swedish
3) addicted to Diazepam

Gian is such a löp ur.

by löp ur May 26, 2021

ur mom

used as a method to abort a heated argument when you have no comebacks left. most popular on XBox live, where it was founded.

Person 1: "3 dollar hairline"
You: "ur mom"

by Pangcheng May 27, 2021

Ur Anus

What i thought was a peepee but its the other end

A: Bro I just saw Ur anus last night!
B: ._______.
A: It was so cool!
B: Ok shut up now

by Alch3myX June 1, 2021

Ur Face

Can be traced back to the 1860s. An extremely derogatory term used to project your privilege on others. It's also used as a slur to minorities and has driven many to insanity over the weight of the term.

Lady: Please ma'am can I have a single quarter. You took the rest of my money from me and my child is sick

Horrible human being: ur face is sick you dirty monkey.

Horrible person: Ur face

President: I will use all my power to give you the death penalty

by Zabej March 12, 2023