Ava Kris Tyson

former likeable person who ruined their reputation by being outed as a pedo.

John: you heard what happened with Ava Kris Tyson?
Paul: yeah! they're a piece of shit.

by DaBeasteo August 5, 2024

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Masturbating Mike Tyson

When a man’s penis is so long he has to assume the classic Mike Tyson peek-a-boo boxing stance — elbows tucked, fists up by his face — to reach it during masturbation. Typically involves a downward squat and intense focus, resembling a fighter preparing for battle… but for very different reasons.

“Bro, I caught Kyle in the bathroom doing the Masturbating Mike Tyson. Dude looked like he was about to throw hands with his own junk.”

by A Dude Booty Meat June 2, 2025

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Tyson

A name of a male that shows dominance, courage. Fully sends it. Usually the one that gets the girls at parties. Eats a lot to get big. Bully’s his smaller pairs. Usually into cars. Always wants everything to be their way otherwise they will unleash their inner demon which you don’t want to fuck with because his eyes will show the words kill.

Hey Tyson. Let me guess, we’re doing what you want tonight. Probably a party.
Tyson : of course we are you idiot

by Poisonousberryballs November 21, 2021

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Peep O Tyson

A combination of the names Pebo Bryson & Mike Tyson; Used to describe a person listening in on fighting neighbors.

Hey Peep O Tyson, fill me in. What'd I miss? Last thing I heard was the lady next door saying something about the dude fucking a bunch of dudes when he was drunk and it sounded like he was bout to start WW#4.

by da Millerz May 12, 2024

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