Wee Wee Trousers

When a toilet is needed but cannot be found and you end up wth wee wee in your trousers. Creates a large discoloured patch around the scrotal area of the victim.
Damn, you frightened me and now I have wee wee trousers.
by Shimbels June 10, 2010
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Trousers

hey wilma, give me my trousers my cherries are sagging
by poo agaib February 21, 2022
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Trousers

the very english word for pants
Person 1 (in very english accent): i need to go out and get some trousers.
person 2 (a typical american): ... k then...
by khroma December 01, 2021
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trouser jousting

Exactly what it sounds like. Two guys running at each other with erections in hand. The first one to fall, loses. Similar in play to a game of chicken.
Billy and Jamie were trouser jousting at the party. Everyone thought Billy's would be bigger, but Jamie won!
by NotTallJ May 03, 2023
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Bagdad Trousers

Loose fitting baggy trousers with the crotch reaching the knees. Prevalent amongst middle eastern men, muslims and Islamists, and Arabian Knights.
The man with the AK47 was wearing Bagdad Trousers.
by maudibe July 09, 2016
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Trouser Titties

When a woman, or indeed a man, is blessed with a plentiful, bosom-like rear end.
Ciara: I've got a pancake ass.
Ryan: You know you've got them trouser titties.
Chris: Yup.
by Ryzo Tagworth November 07, 2020
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Trouser Stain

A trouser stain is a brown spot on the rear of a person's trousers or pants caused by inadequate use of toilet paper. A Texas Trouser Stain is much larger and is caused by not bothering to use toilet paper.
Take a look at that dudes trouser stain. And check out the Trxas trouser stain on his sidekick.
by 7thMarineDoc May 07, 2018
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