trouser jousting

Exactly what it sounds like. Two guys running at each other with erections in hand. The first one to fall, loses. Similar in play to a game of chicken.

Billy and Jamie were trouser jousting at the party. Everyone thought Billy's would be bigger, but Jamie won!

by NotTallJ May 03, 2023

Bagdad Trousers

Loose fitting baggy trousers with the crotch reaching the knees. Prevalent amongst middle eastern men, muslims and Islamists, and Arabian Knights.

The man with the AK47 was wearing Bagdad Trousers.

by maudibe July 09, 2016

Trouser Titties

When a woman, or indeed a man, is blessed with a plentiful, bosom-like rear end.

Ciara: I've got a pancake ass.
Ryan: You know you've got them trouser titties.
Chris: Yup.

by Ryzo Tagworth November 07, 2020

Trouser Stain

A trouser stain is a brown spot on the rear of a person's trousers or pants caused by inadequate use of toilet paper. A Texas Trouser Stain is much larger and is caused by not bothering to use toilet paper.

Take a look at that dudes trouser stain. And check out the Trxas trouser stain on his sidekick.

by 7thMarineDoc May 07, 2018

Trouser Blossom

To crap one's pants

He was so angry, he did a full on trouser blossom

by One Done January 18, 2012

Trouser Hoagie

Slang term for dick, cock, penis, wang, etc.

"Dots walked up to a bitty in Hoagie-Way, and pulled out his trouser hoagie, and smacked that nig in her face."

by Döts~ October 25, 2009

A Trouser

A fart, follow through or Wet one in the pants. Normally delivered (but not always) whilst wearing trousers or shorts. Frequently commanded by a loud explosive noise and or smell.

Oh no, I have done trouser

Cripes has someone just Trousered?
Oh no, I have just done a Trouser!
What's that foul smell, who just Trousered?
Tooooooot....Whoops I've just let out a Trouser!
I've just Trousered and I now I'm touching cloth

by Trouser Pete May 22, 2023