final stones tour

n. Any once-in-a-lifetime event that will be repeated and repeated ad nauseum.

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Have we heard the last of this impeachment thing?

No way. It’s a final stones tour.

by gnostic3 February 13, 2020

tour crater

Someone who is constantly seeking out new sexual experiences or adventures. It can be used to refer to both men and women, but is typically used in reference to men. A tour crater is always travelling and exploring many different kinds of relationships and activities.

John: "Hey, what do you think about that guy? He's definitely a fucking tour crater."
Sara: "Yeah, I heard he's been all over the place lately. He's always looking for a bitch."

by ItsInu January 13, 2023

It’s that ain’t half hoot rogue heroes mum tour

Noun: originating in the French Alps to describe the annual knickerbocker of pro-am British cycling teams.

Could you tie a green ribbon?
Yes. I’ve been on it’s that ain’t half hoot rogue heroes mum tour.

by Thinos February 9, 2025

Asking for a tour

Means she/he wanna fuck. Or sent pics

Jesse is asking for a tour, what does that mean??

Means he wanna smash

by Toursfor$69 December 25, 2020

Kobe's Helicopter Tour

When a girl gives you a hand job where she moves your dick around in motions as if it was a joystick or a stick in a car/helicopter

Yo my girl gave me a Kobe's Helicopter Tour last night bro it was awful she was grabbing my dick around like it was a PS4 joystick.

by Flxke January 20, 2021

ma-tour

An immature big bear that isn’t mature but thinks they are.

I drank all of your water without your permission; I’m so ma-tour.

by Mrssmallbear July 23, 2018

tour skid

(at concerts) someone who relies on the kindness of others to pay for their ticket, beer, or whatever you will give "Hey man can I hit that?" "Dude can you spare some floorspace"

Watch out, they may attempt to drain you- will take or ask for anything in sight...may even order PPV on your dime if left unsupervised. (you don't wanna know what happens next)

1. If you go to the port-a-john by yourself, watch out for tour skids like Zippy.

by e i e i o June 15, 2007