The Torrance Exit

Choosing to opt out of the EULA of existence by freezing to death in a store’s walk-in freezer.

Jimmy ended up taking The Torrance Exit at Wawa the other day. At least he didn’t die sweaty.

by Harold Swoubidor March 11, 2022

Pronto Toronto

The Canadianized expression for In a New York Minute, Pronto Toronto means the same thing: make it snappy, chop chop, skiddaddle, hurry the hell up, shake what your mother gave you

or in a nanosecond.

Irene (stuck in a Timmy’s drive thru for 15 minutes): “I’d like a medium Dark Roast coffee, black with two sweeteners and a 12-grain bagel, toasted with light butter. And, for God’s sake, make it Pronto Toronto because I’m already late for work!”

by The Real Canadian May 30, 2022

West Toronto Prep

A school based in Canada that played IMG Academy and got destroyed 96-0 in 2 quarters (a la 2021 Bishop Sycamore, but worse). This happened because WTP is not a physical school, if it is at all, and because IMG likes paying fake schools for their homecoming games instead of checking their past seasons on MaxPreps.

I saw UrinatingTree talk about West Toronto Prep, and wonder if they will ever play Bishop Sycamore someday.

by KingstonHOF November 5, 2022

impudent torrent

When a torrent's comments box is full of smart ass remarks and even some times the comments not of the movie review it self.

Retard A : Retard B's mom is gay

Retard B : Oh yea well i gooch smacked your sister

(of course this goes on and on )

Retard A : well this is an impudent torrent and I'm leaving no more comments !

by Goochtorrent August 4, 2010

Chris Torrence

Cool kid/ crzy fro/ lots of money/ parties like a monkey/ Sleeps....ALOT!!! eats his boogers/ pees on the toillet seat/ plays with little dolls and eats the hair. Watches porn like a mother fucker! ...(in HD) of course. Loves his naked women on top ;) and wet in the shower. Fucked his math teacher in the ass

rehserahaeraerea Chris Torrence

by Cheerleader247 November 25, 2010

torontarded

...it ably sums up the mentality of so much of the population of Toronto.

Many people living in Toronto Ontario are "torontarded" A few cms of snow is a "major storm", where people forget how to drive in the snow, drive into the back of each other's cars, and complain when the temperature dips below -10.

by Amanda Jan January 4, 2008

Toronto Dump and Chase

The process in which anal sex takes place coercively to the point where the female recipient is forced to produce a bowel movement on the male genetals. The male then proceeds to "chase" the female around until it's agreed upon for her to perform fellatio to clean his member.

I was pounding this girl so hard she shat all over my cock... took me a while to get her to suck it all off and complete the Toronto Dump and Chase.

by Anonymous Jon July 22, 2007