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emotional tornado 

A combination of anxiety and emotional distress and their spiral toward a child's inability to self-regulate, as witnessed in children, often during a regular school day. The emotional tornado spins from anxiety, emotional distress and poor self-regulation, followed by greater anxiety and further emotional turmoil. An emotional tornado can wreak havoc on a child's stress response system, impair maturing brain circuits and increase the probability for long-term learning, behavior and overall health.
Ashley's daily dose of bullying on the playground led to her heightened anxiety, emotional distress from the name calling and an inability to maintain her self-regulation in the recess line; she was experiencing an emotional tornado.
emotional tornado by docec May 11, 2016
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pussy tornado 

When you have the best sex of your life! It's a pussy tornado and I've been caught up in it
I met rachel last night..
Best sex I've had!

I fell straight into her "pussy tornado" and can't get out
pussy tornado by Serena Simpson September 27, 2017

Creamy tornado 

When you ejaculate while spinning your penis around
"I gave my girlfriend a creamy tornado last night. She loved it!"
Creamy tornado by Doggy_huan November 3, 2018

porn tornado 

When you keep clicking porn, video after video, and it gets more and more weird until you dont know how you got there.
"Man, I was watching porn last night and I couldnt stop, I got caught up in a Porn Tornado."
porn tornado by Ploofmeister April 1, 2019

Wedge Tornado

A particularly Large Tornado. Particularly starting around the 0.3 mile range and going up to a record high width of 2.6 miles wide. Wedge tornados are typically the most intense beasts mother nature has to offer.
News: Last night a monster Wedge Tornado created havoc across the metroplex causing massive damage on the east & south side of town.
Wedge Tornado by Mcole949490304040 September 9, 2020

Caucasian Tornado 

When you shit piss vomit and put a toaster in your partners asshole let them shit it out and you blend it and put it on a nice piece of toast and eat it
I met this slut Lex and she skipped dinner and begged for a Caucasian Tornado.

Limp tornado 

When someone is in a coma and the doctor says you can get a handy from the coma patient
“See that patient in there”, “she’s in a coma, $50 you can go get a limp tornado really fast before anyone sees you.”
Limp tornado by Limp tornado creator December 21, 2020