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Tokyo lampshade

A Tokyo Lampshade is where a naked woman straddles a man's shoulders as he is face down on the bed or floor. She grasps his face in a way that all upward force, which is vigorously applied, causes the corners of his eyes to stretch outward as she crams his head into her vagina.
Hey Mike, I heard you got pink eye?

Yeah, there was a hooker at my brother's bachelor party and she gave me a Tokyo lampshade.
by Mlkcrtnmdl January 19, 2024
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tokyo slam

by David Vege December 29, 2007
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Tokyo Shitting

When you drag your ass around a toilet bowl, spreading shit all over the seat.
That old man went Tokyo Shitting in the last stall. He did it for family.
by Tried to tell ya March 4, 2022
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Tokyo Hat Trick

In hentai when a tentacle goes all the way through, starting at the mouth, exiting the anus, and then hooking back around to penetrate the vagina.
"Woah, that tentacle came back out her ass and hooked around to her pussy!"
"Woah, Tokyo Hat Trick, nice!"
by RugCarpet December 8, 2021
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Tokyo

A discord group full of fat people and horrible debaters.
"Tokyo is ass-"
by Jokuxx October 16, 2021
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Tokyo Sandblaster

Taking a shit so hard in your partners face it causes them to squint.
John broke up with his girlfriend today, after she gave him a Tokyo Sandblaster the night before. He still can't get rid of the smell...
by zerovirus34 November 12, 2010
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Tokyo

After the first WW this was the name of cocaine which first came into England form japan.
You have some Tokyo?
by Vincenzo Giliberti December 9, 2016
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