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Dad Toast

Burnt toast and then they burn it even more and then they have the audacity to scrape off the burnt only to toast it some more
Person1: I like my food with a bit of crispy on it
Person2: EW- that's the equivalent of like DAD TOAST
Person1: Dad toast is fire bro, what r u talking about???!?!?!?!?!??
by leavemealone__5 February 10, 2021
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Fluff toast

Fluff toast is basically another word for a vagina that has a large amount of brown pubic hairs around it giving it the fluff and the brown gives it the toast part of the word.
Guy 1: Aww man this chick i met last night had a bad fluff toast

Guy 2: Ew i hate it when that happens

Guy 3: its my fetish...
by qwer789 January 19, 2011
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Buttery toast

The sex position of the CENTURY! the butter has to be thick and creamy and the bread has to be HOT and CRISPY! Slab the butter all over the toast and lick it in an up and down motion for an unforgettable breakfast.
oooooh Last night we tried the buttery toast and it CHANGED MY LIFE!
by MaryLowe November 30, 2017
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Scenes on toast

'Scenes on toast' can be used in a variety of contexts especially when seeing something that is impressive, interesting and/or appealing to a 18-year old virgin. The history is derived from 'beans on toast' as well as 'absolute scenes'.
Wow! did you see those nudes? Absolute scenes on toast!
by Callum Fraser, Dafydd March 13, 2017
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Maryland Toast

Fancy hipster bread exclusivly served with a big ass soft shell crab from E.A.R.L. in Honolulu, Hawaii, aka the "tummy slappah."
Bruh, that Maryland Toast soft shell crab sandwich is onolicious.
by Jiggysquares December 17, 2020
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Off toast

When you are so dumb that if you killed your brain cells you would get smarter
Friend 1: what’s 1+1

Friend 2: idk
Friend 1: you have off toast
by Samurai552 October 2, 2018
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twat toast

a noun referring to a black woman's vaginaii
Jim: And let me tell you Larry, i buttered her twat toast all night long
Larry: Damnit Jim, all i ever get these days is some pasty ass.
Jim: It was great.
by theonewhohasnolife June 30, 2009
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