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Maryland Toast

Fancy hipster bread exclusivly served with a big ass soft shell crab from E.A.R.L. in Honolulu, Hawaii, aka the "tummy slappah."
Bruh, that Maryland Toast soft shell crab sandwich is onolicious.
by Jiggysquares December 17, 2020
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Fluff toast

Fluff toast is basically another word for a vagina that has a large amount of brown pubic hairs around it giving it the fluff and the brown gives it the toast part of the word.
Guy 1: Aww man this chick i met last night had a bad fluff toast

Guy 2: Ew i hate it when that happens

Guy 3: its my fetish...
by qwer789 January 19, 2011
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Friendship toast

Cinnamon toast made especially for your best friend. You must serve them while singing a mildly creepy song, normally getting a half flattered, half disturbed reaction. Do not use around children or they may think you're a pedophile.
David: Friendship toast~ Friendship toast~ Come put some butter on your Friendship toast~ It's so cinnamony, it's so great, EAT YOUR FRIENDSHIP TOAST.

Daniel: plz no.
by Undercover fish August 3, 2011
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French Toasted

A bachelor party / stag party prank. When the groom passes out in the sun, eggs and bread are applied to his naked body. The sun cooks the eggs, baking the bread and ruining the groom.
Morgs and 14 of his mates went to Kaiikooora for his stag party. We dressed him in only a g string and made him drink fish bait with warm beer. When he passed out in the sun we french toasted him!
by KStagK November 17, 2013
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toast the bagels

A man sits next to another man on a park bench - they look around carefully, “Make the call; it’s time to toast the bagels,” the one man says to the other.
by Cyclone B March 9, 2019
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Buttery toast

The sex position of the CENTURY! the butter has to be thick and creamy and the bread has to be HOT and CRISPY! Slab the butter all over the toast and lick it in an up and down motion for an unforgettable breakfast.
oooooh Last night we tried the buttery toast and it CHANGED MY LIFE!
by MaryLowe November 30, 2017
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twat toast

a noun referring to a black woman's vaginaii
Jim: And let me tell you Larry, i buttered her twat toast all night long
Larry: Damnit Jim, all i ever get these days is some pasty ass.
Jim: It was great.
by theonewhohasnolife June 30, 2009
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