Bunk Weed

Pretty janky marijuana that you might accidentally buy and then realize its not too great when you smokin it.

-Inspired by a very poorly grown trainwreck

This bud isn't playin me right, i'll say this is some bunk weed.

by okiron special swirl June 12, 2011

weed greed

The sudden characteristic of greed which strikes some in the presence of weed. Common effects include: begging incessantly for somebody to give up their hard-earned weed, hogging the spliff when it's being passed round, or watering at the mouth in the presence of another person's herb.

Example of weed greed:
John: Oh my god Dave, you have weed, give me some!
Dave: Nah sorry, I only have just enough for myself.
John: Oh my god, pleaaase. Please I want some! Just 2 puffs! Please! Come on!
Dave: Fuck off.

by jamessssy November 22, 2010

PUMBLE WEED

Large grouping of pubic hairs, typically in a ball, located in the bathroom

Honey, I told you to clean the Pumble weed in the bathroom before we have company!

by Dylan123 April 16, 2007

Weed Digger

A person who uses or likes another person for there weed.

Me: Aye yo Alex. What ever happened to your weed.
Alex: I let this chick have my stuff. she realy likes me though.
Me: No you dumb bitch, she likes you and is using you for your weed!!!
Alex: And i let her have my bong.
Me: Sounds like a weed digger to me.

by damanfs92 December 25, 2010

emergency weed

A sac or baggy of weed you keep or hide in case you run out of your primary weed.

Ahh I cant get a hold of any weed from anyone... I guess I'll use my emergency weed.

My friend is having a really bad week and I wish he could just have a toke and relax... Oh yeah I have emergency weed!

by preteentommy December 1, 2013

Dip weed

One who is very slow at understanding how life works. Or one who is mentally challenged when it comes to common sense.

Johnny is such a Dip Weed, he tried sharpening his pen in a crayon sharpener.

by Al Sharpy tan May 24, 2017

Dice Weed

Noun, a term used to describe weed of the lowest possible quality. Better to avoid at all costs

Guy 1: "Dawg, I just copped a half from the plug."
Guy 2: "Oh Word? Which plug??"
Guy 1: "Dice."
Guy 2: "Dawg. Throw that shit away, stg you might as well just be smoking CBD oil. "
Guy 1: "Yeah I know but he was mobile and it was cheap so... we smokin'???"
Guy 3: *walks into room* "Ayo what's good what y'all up to?"
Guy 1: "bout to smoke this bud I copped from Dice. You in?"
Guy 3: "You said Dice Weed?? Nah man I'm good."

by Launchedrain7 February 8, 2020