Max

Max was a name given to pathetic Roman soldiers during the great Fuckening. The name is meant to symbolize and is defined by the words “broken penis”. Someone named max often has a penis broken at a 90 degree angle. They are also very special. Very.

yoooo that tree looks like Max’s dick, broken at a 90 degree angle

by Sucuficater June 01, 2019

Max

He so smart and has a small dick he still ugly and a bitch

Max is amazing

by Underchilled September 11, 2018

Max

Max is so awesome. He likes BOYS and GIRLS and ANIME WOLF BOYS! Did i mention he’s so hot and funny?!?!?!

Guy 1: Is that Max?

Guy 2: WOAH! I thought that was a god for a second!!!!

or

Max: I WANT ANIME boobs! (or peepee) (i don’t mind)

by kooptitz October 11, 2020

Max

Unintellectual, uninspiring, and has an extreme lack of tactical class on Football Manager

You have similair levels of class to Max

by Riggerbogger charles November 18, 2019

Maxing

When a retarded kid poops his pants at work

"Oh Geez, that kid is maxing himself like crazy!"

by ASDFRRRRRR November 06, 2008

Max

big ass

Wow you definitely are a max!

by Bossandswag March 24, 2015

Max

A little hoe ass piece of shit that no one fucking cares about he can suck his own little disgusting chode and plz tell him to buy some proactive,kisses 💋

"Max is a dumb ass piece of shit I can't believe your friends with him"

by Bossassbitch876 July 25, 2016