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Thong

1. A sexy piece of undergarment or panty which girls wear that shows lots of ass and covers up the vaginal area like a covid mask. Also a stringy panty where you can put a dollar in the band when tipping a stripper at the club.
2. A two piece rubber sandal with a horn near the biggest toe that usually irritates the females foot when walking in them all day long causing irritation fungus and hammer time to their feet.
3. The best covid face mask available that you can make yourself.
Ronnie: damn man dem thongs on that girl like n-n-nasty!!!

Brian: yeah man

Brad: hey look at those thongs did to that girls foot
Yen: I bet it hurts and is irritating

Amb: my boyfriend is gonna be so happy!!
Shellie: why?
Amb: I made him the sexiest Thong to wear to work !!
by Western Tunesmith February 8, 2021
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Thong-Dollaz

Money made by a stripper, kept usually inside the thong strap while dancing. Originated by Jeph Jacques of Questionable Content.
Guy 1: Man, I lost three hundred bucks at the strip club last night.
Guy 2: Dude, that's a lot of thong-dollaz.
by Bludy August 26, 2011
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Valley thong whistle

Is when a person who is rude and disgusting and refer to her massive stinky clit as a hunny pot wears a thong and farts out her jumbo cunt it makes a whistle sound like blow g on a blade of grass your holding
I seen this old gross blond lady working out doing squat thrusters that her beaver was doing the valley thong whistle every thrust.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024
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Slack Thong

A well built mature lady who isn’t exactly fussy about removing her underwear.
“Oh dear, you look traumatised mate”. “Yes, I bumped into Lindsey after 10 pints and the Slack Thong came off.
by Geoff Paddle June 6, 2022
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thong thursday

a day were gay men where thongs and give lap dances to buzzfeed feminist
wow im so ready for thong thursday
by papi blueface June 3, 2019
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Le-Thong James

When u pull a thong out of a bent over woman's ass as far as it will stretch, do a gagger off her turd cutter and release the bungee thread back into her cheek canyon creating a plume of white powder resembling le-bron james’ powdered hand clap.
I went to the strip club last night and hit this stripper w the Le-Thong James in the champagne room
by Mikaela Slopko February 10, 2024
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Thong Truffle

Bits of fecal matter stuck to a thong or G-String.
Dude likes her so much, he ate her thong truffles.
by Vantallywacker August 6, 2025
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