Cage Test

Same as "Screen Test". It's when cops are transporting a suspect/criminal in the back of their cruiser and they slam on the brakes so that the suspect's face slams into the cage that separates the front seats from the back. If the suspect's face doesn't get cut, he passed the cage test, if it does get cut, he fails. Two cops told me about this... True Story. Horrible, but true.

"Hey fellow officer, let's slam on our brakes to see if the guy in the back passes the cage test or not." "Duh, okay. Hahahaha, I bet he won't pass the cage test."

by answersavvy July 2, 2015

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Erg test

A term only rowers completely understand. A test on the rowing machine to see how you compare to your teammates? A trip to hell? If you're doing it right, the answer is: both

On the day of the erg test, the rower decided to get run over by a bus.

by ⭐️Board September 17, 2015

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Teste Toucher

A legendary Japanese warrior known to have fondled many scrotum and testicles of dead (or alive) enemies, and thus earning the name 'Teste Toucher,' now barely used in the modern world, only used as code in gangs and agencies.
Commoners use this word as a compliment.

Caty: Hey, are you gay?
Cuntsworth: No.
Caty: Then ill call you a Teste Toucher!
Cuntsworth: Why thank you young woman.

by Scrotum Stroker August 4, 2018

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Unit Test

A test for 8th grade steam students that usually makes a kid really socially distant. Its a culture. Most people give up studying. The average grade is a D- (passing).

If you get a Unit test and you haven't studied, shit.

Nerd: "Anyone study for the Unit test"
Everyone: "When is that"
Nerd: "Today"
Everyone: "shi-"

by B0SSMAN69 May 19, 2019

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