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Crackey Von Batshit

A universal name for crazed person whos views, attitudes or beliefs are outlandish, bizarre and not based in reality.
This book is full of nonsensical conpiracy theories. Who wrote it, Crackey Von Batshit?
by Emogenome February 15, 2019
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Von Rausing

When one is inside a woman's vagina having sexual intercourse, and one carefully plucks a pubic hair without her noticing and places it upon your upper lip attaching with a small amount of pussy juice and horse semen. Because Von Rausing had a thin moustache and survived horse rape when he was 5 years old.
Yo Bro last night i von rausinged this girl, it was sweet!
by Nickplo April 28, 2009
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Castle von Wolfenstein

"I visited that guy's castle von wolfenstein."
by fuckfacethepuré October 25, 2017
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La´Von

He is a awesome kid who with eat out your pussy and booty and wont be a deadbeat. He is a sweet kid and he is a keeper
Man La´Von, he is awesome and Ate out last night.
by His Baby daddy Tanishia December 12, 2019
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von Tippelskirch

One adopted, or even reaccepted, by the ''Father of the Universe''
''You heard of that 'von Tippelskirch' dude?''
''You mean the one they're saying is 'The Helper?'- the one sent to remind People of the truth?''
''Yea, that's the one.'' :)
by Thereminderoftruth December 15, 2018
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der Baum von neben an

Ein Freund wenn man sonst keinen hat
P1 “Wer ist das?”
P2 “Der Baum von neben an”
by thetree3000 June 7, 2022
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Von Gold

A person who makes people “uh uh” at every show they dj. Von gold is a successful dj/producer despite the distraction of being a magnet for crazy betches, but loves it.

Von Gold has many talents from cooking culinary masterpieces to doing large audience laser light shows, but is mostly famous for pleasuring lucky woman. Von Gold is a legend, a mystery, and some believe Von Gold is a unicorn.
Von Gold only drinks quality tequila.
The finest music selection is artistically performed by the legendary Von Gold.
by MVG42069 November 22, 2021
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