test monkey

Those employed in Quality Assurance vocation who can do nothing more than complete tests given to them. In such cases where common sense, forethought, pro-activity or "thinking outside the box" are required, the test monkey is incapable of continuing their work.

Joe says he's a Quality Assurance Analyst but he just proved he's a test monkey by asking what to do now that the application failed.

by Nyarlathotechie March 28, 2017

Faptitude Test

A faptitude test is an examination of a woman's attractiveness based on the likelihood or ability of the assessor to "fap" to said male or female based on physical features. This scale is measured on a percentage scale from 1 to 100 percent. For different assessors the percentage required for a passing score is different; however, the generally accepted percentage for a passing score is >70 percent. Percentages at values greater than 90 indicate an extremely attractive female.

Person 1: "Did you see those facebook pictures of Lisa? She looked great!"

Person 2: "Yeah she is like an 85 on my faptitude test"

by shannonbananon August 19, 2013

Loyalty test

To “check” the loyalty your partner in a relationship, usually in the form of sending someone to flirt or make romantic advances with your significant other to see if they would reject/ignore them (pass the loyalty test) or flirt back (fail the loyalty test)

My boyfriend is acting very suspicious lately, I’m going to send Jaime to loyalty test him

by Peterpiperpickedpickles May 26, 2022

Dynamic Testing

A computer testing introduced by a guy who has a camel in his profile pic =/

Dynamic Testing is the best way to do it

by mohamedraahil August 16, 2021

The Wave Test

The wave test- when someones dates over wight people and to tests them he lays them down flat on stomach, giving a pat on the butt and watches if the the "wave" travels upwards to head and back(ripple effect)

You know Dave? he loves the very big girls and he always tests them for the "The Wave Test" if it only resonates once he will dump her :)

by fonty December 1, 2010

Unit Test

A test for 8th grade steam students that usually makes a kid really socially distant. Its a culture. Most people give up studying. The average grade is a D- (passing).

If you get a Unit test and you haven't studied, shit.

Nerd: "Anyone study for the Unit test"
Everyone: "When is that"
Nerd: "Today"
Everyone: "shi-"

by B0SSMAN69 May 19, 2019

Erg test

A term only rowers completely understand. A test on the rowing machine to see how you compare to your teammates? A trip to hell? If you're doing it right, the answer is: both

On the day of the erg test, the rower decided to get run over by a bus.

by ⭐️Board September 17, 2015