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Polar Shocker

It's when you take a glass of ice water, stick your hand it in covertly and then once it's nice and cold, stick two fingers up your girlfriends ass and one up her vagina. This can be done as a surprise or on purpose.
Oh my God, my boyfriend pulled the polar shocker on me last night! It felt soooo good in this heat wave.
by hardlyaware July 20, 2011
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Oyster Shocker

After unleashing a hellacious load inside her vagina you proceed to finger blast that load even deeper.
Tom felt he didn’t get his load deep enough so he hit her with an oyster shocker!
by BigPine007 December 10, 2019
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shawano shocker

Gave that whore the shawano shocker last night, which lead to anal.
by Billy big rigger May 3, 2018
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shockerized

the past tense of being given/giving the shocker.
For the first time last night, I was officially shockerized.

Dude, I totally wanted to see her face expressions, and I shockerized her!
by phoenixblack July 20, 2009
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Tesla Shocker

“Two in the b-hole, one in the p-hole.”

A sexual act similar to the shocker, except instead of inserting two fingers into the vagina and one finger into the anus, two fingers are inserted into the anus and one finger into the urethra.
Elon Musk is about to be giving the Tesla Shocker to bitches on the hyper-loop.
by AnneFranksUncle September 5, 2018
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Shocker

When A person is having sex and he accidentally slips it up her butt.
He gave me a shocker jessica!
by That Black Girl June 6, 2015
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Shocker

If your holding the shocker up your probably a broke redneck that has a creepy uncle
by Garywink May 16, 2022
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