lewis palmer

an absolute fucking cunt

hey you hear about that lewis palmer ?

yeah hes a fucking cunt

by Potatatatata March 10, 2020

powerade palmer

1/2 and 1/2 iced tea and lemon lime powerade.

excellent at curing hangovers.

i was literally ded this morning after drinking all night til i chugged back a few powerade palmers.

by mast3rbates May 21, 2018

Allie Palmer

The most beautiful person alive. She has the prettiest blue eyes, the funniest jokes, and a nice butt.

I'm sad because I didn't get to see Allie Palmer today :(

by flipcheese November 3, 2016

Dirty Palmer

The act of eating an ass with such enthusiasm and aplomb that the eater gains more pleasure from the act than the eatee.

Hey babe, when we get home, I'm going to shower and when I get out I want you ti hit me with that dirty palmer

by Jeff Ardnt April 21, 2020

Palmer

Palmer has the biggest cock you’ve ever seen, he fucks all the sexy women even the high school teachers, if you’ve never slept with him you must be ugly.

Palmer is to handsome

by Hotmomma69420 November 22, 2021

Palmer

The hottest person ever made. When you wake up morning and see the bright beautiful sun, that's Palmer. When you orgasme and have that moment of great feeling, that's palmer. Palmer is referred to as the man, the myth, and a legend. I wish everyone can enjoy a Palmer.

I just had the best time of my life with Palmer.

by Shainal March 14, 2022

Handrew Palmer

A name used to refer to the hand as a masculine partner of sex during solo masturbation of one who has a sexual interest in males, but at the time is settling for solely a relationship with oneself and one's hand.

"My friend John Hancock suggested that I need to get laid. I informed them kindly that I am just fine with Handrew Palmer and his 5 brothers to take care of my sexual needs."

by Misfit Adams November 14, 2022