ass jump

when a basketball player takes a handy help in the ass

dunk with ass jump

by joaovictar987 November 29, 2013

jump the stage

An event where an uninvited person barges their way into a situation for the sole purpose of gaining attention or notoriety, and ends up looking like a fool.

"I can't believe that Kanye West would Jump the Stage during Taylor Swift's big moment."

by Spartan5000 September 14, 2009

Jumped the taint

To be unexpectedly surprised, even horrified; to transition quickly from pleasure to disgust.

Jody jumped the taint when she discovered her boyfriend was really her cousin.

by Tbeauie March 2, 2012

jumping on the bitchwagon

the act of joining in with someone who is being critical just for the hell of it

Omg, Joe was being so obnoxious last night about the damn fishtank.

I know! And then Ricky started in for no reason. I mean, why did he even care?

Uch, he just loves jumping on the bitchwagon.

by dangitdangit February 28, 2012

Jumping on stages

Jumping on your partner's "dingaling" as you're having intercourse with them on bed (the bed being the stage ofc)

Oh so you where jumping on stages last night with Jeffrey?*wink wink*

by Saggytitsyum March 19, 2021

conifer jumping

The art of jumping onto a coniferous tree (preferably in ur own back yard) and riding it as it falls from ur weight, to the floor. be wary of spiders hidden in the conifer if u have a fear of them and try to make sure the conifer is atleast 2 foot TALLER then urself (and dont over jump it). if u happen to be rather fat also be aware of the speed u will drop to the floor and if ur rather thin u may bounce back it helps if ur under the influence of alcohol, but i wudnt try drinking whilst jumping. If u have any neighbours that can clearly see u jumping on ur conifer dont forget to invite them to join, its guaranteed to win u plenty of friends. such act is also accociated with stair surfin and remember whatever u do, dont look back and never let go, happy jumping.

person #1:this party is boring hey have u got a conifer in ur garden?
house owner:yes why?
person #1:o no reason...
person #1:wanna go conifer jumping
person #2:sure!

the next day...

person #1:what happened my head hurts
person #2:i think u landed on ur head
person #1:doing what?
person #2:i dont remember...

by James AC August 30, 2006

precision jump

A very fundamental movement in Parkour, in which a traceur jumps, and lands precisely. It is a whole lot harder than it seems, such as when you are landing on a rail, or thin landing space.

The traceur skillfully landed on the rail, thus completing the precision jump

by ThePKDude September 18, 2013