Honk

A non-offensive curse word used as a substitute to "hell" or "heck" to indicate suprise or annoyance. Use of this word suggests that the user is just a silly goose.

"Oh HONK! That car almost hit me!"
"This weather humid as honk"
"That cracked phone screen look like it's been to the gates of honk and back."

by Justasillygoose July 22, 2024

smack the honk

When you smack the fucking honk with a big black monster cock

Wanna go smack the honk

by Smack_honk January 26, 2018

Butt honk

When someone squeezes your butt

I butt honked my girl last night

by Lil Deshy November 27, 2021

Honk on the naughty

A phrase that describes using and/or sharing a vape often with friends

Hey mate can I have a honk on the naughty?

by Sydhowareya May 21, 2024

honk

honk up somebodies ass = to give an enema

stop honking up my butt,would ya?!

by Punker July 12, 2007

Honk

Honk is an online language for odd memer peeps who enjoy Untitled Goose Game in a weird way. The language is used as below:

Tom: honks in I LOVE YOU!
Brime: honks in what the fuck-

by CheckeredHousePlant August 2, 2020

Honking the donkey

Masturbation. Generally involving a male but I guess a woman can honk the donkey too. Slapping the salami, beating the meat, chocking the chicken, etc. It can also be used as an expression for someone that is fucking around.

I went over to Luke's house but he didn't answer the door again, he was probably honking the donkey.

Quit honking the donkey and get back to work

by Slickrick42 July 22, 2022