Hamilton

Hamilton is a pretty chill dude, with some weird parents. He is a solid 6/10, but makes up for it in athleticism and loyalness. He is basically the resting face of mankind.

Kid 1: Hey look its that one kid.
Kid 2: Oh yeah! We've gone to school with him since kindergarten, but still don't know his name!
Hamilton: *sigh

by lon$ly boi April 9, 2020

alexander hamilton

it is an american sex act where you stick a quill up someone’s mouth and fill their ass with ink.

i love doing this with my homies and you should too!

bro 1: i just gave my gf an alexander hamilton
bro 2: no way, i wanna get alexander hamilton’d too man!

by sadist shitbag August 26, 2022

Dan Hamilton

A guy with all the love in the world to give, just to several people a day. He’s a guy that will spoil you until you’re hooked then rip it all away. He’ll overstep the line, just for shits and giggles, and take no accountability for it. Suddenly you’re just a thorn in his side, an occasional convenience, nothing more…

That guy is a total Dan Hamilton, don’t get involved or you’ll get hurt

by VanillaGurl January 27, 2025

Evan Hamilton

Sexiest man alive
Very hot

That is an Evan Hamilton over there.
You see that Evan over there (I want him).

by original_hams April 14, 2024

Hamilton Missouri

A place to be bullied and stalked by quilters

I went to Hamilton Missouri and got bullied and stalked by quilters.

by Bobbyjoe05 September 7, 2021

Gareth Hamilton

Gareth Hamilton is a guy with an uneven head shape, and he is very stupid. He also gets bullied by his sibling and has gay genes that run through the family

“Lol look the younger sister is sitting in the front seat”

“Oh yeah that’s Gareth Hamilton, he gets bullied by his sister.”

by phatwastaken November 21, 2021

Sticky Hamilton

A 20 dollar bill with pancake syrup on it

I walked away from brunch with a sticky Hamilton on the table.

by InkySeth July 2, 2022