A sexual act in which a woman gives a blowjob to a man while he uses her back as a computer-rest to write.
"I've got to do this essay for class tomorrow, but I'm really horny. Want to give me a French Typewriter?"
by The French Typist October 19, 2011
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he is very ginger and looks about 11.
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he is very ginger and looks about 11.
steer clear of lewis french
by beanys February 22, 2019
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The aroma of her French blossom was intoxicating.
The smells of her French blossom were so inviting I had to eat her ass.
The smells of her French blossom were so inviting I had to eat her ass.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018
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I’d like to master my conversational French, but if I had to choose between speaking it and perfecting the French Butterfly, I’d always prefer the latter.
by Laia Sugarbush May 11, 2018
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by Linkimusprime December 2, 2019
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What do you say you put on that beret and put my baguette in your mouth while I go downstairs French. Don't worry about being all Marcel Marceau. My mom won't be home for another half hour.
by Mike Digital March 4, 2019
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My new girlfriend is kind of a freak and wanted to try the swirly French. Turns out it is pretty great.
My friend got a swirly French in a public restroom the other day. He's not feeling so well now.
My friend got a swirly French in a public restroom the other day. He's not feeling so well now.
by Frandoozle November 27, 2017
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