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Farmer Five

The farmer five is a term that relates to the television availability in rural areas of the country.

Typically the local free access channels that gives us our weather, sports and local news.
Most often they are PBS, NBC, ABC, CBS and FOX.
The farmer five is all that is available to us in the areas where we cannot get cable, internet or not have the money for the satellite.
by Mrs.Chicken2 December 2, 2016
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ring five

Essentially as a serious-couple-thing, i.e. when married -- doing a "high five" except performing it by "clinking" your wedding rings against each other; for example in a fist-bump manner.
I ring fived my husband cause I was proud of him since he mastered a job interview today
by NoShadeRed January 5, 2022
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Gentleman's Five

1)To enjoy a period of around 5 minutes of self pleasure, including preparation, execution and recovery, with ones self in a private domain

2) To utilise the five digits necessary in a moment of solitary recluse, 'a shifty one', for momentary relief
I've had 2 gentleman's fives today already and its not even lunchtime
by Vasis March 24, 2011
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Five-Teen

Five-Teen lasts for fifteen years.

This is the age that parents can refer to their kids (mostly Daughters) as being.

It is all encompassing in the age range of five to twenty years of age.

It can either be a younger child whom is yet a teenager, acting out in ways that make them seem older than they are.

It is also used to describe a teenager who is acting like a little kid.

Usually it is not a compliment whatever.
"My kid acts like they are Five-Teen years old"
by ChanceOmatic January 11, 2018
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Twat Five

A type of vagina that has a particularly flat and wide base which separates the upper female legs. The term comes from the ability to give an upside down high five to the twat.
n. I want to slap that girls twat five
vb. I am going to give that girl a twat five
by Tilt Tubesock November 17, 2010
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The Five Knights

A group of wild, insane, weird and creepy friends who're are dorks and formed a group named the 5 knights one day in grade 5 and still use it to this day cause they be weird!!!
- who are those freaks running around the school yard like weirdos

- the five knights they weird

- ya no duh!

*joins the group in their fun*
by Movi3junki3_42 May 19, 2017
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Five and two

Medical code for sedation of a violent or intoxicated ER patient. Abbreviated from 5 mg of haldol and 2 mg of ativan.
Let's five and two the drunk guy.
by Litfreak June 25, 2018
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