Cobra Chicken

1: A replacement word spoken by non-native English speakers for a bird with a long neck, typically geese or herons.
2: A violent Canadian goose.

"I don't like the Cobra Chicken."
"That asshole Cobra Chicken attacked my kids!"

by AugustDaMope July 29, 2023

Legend cobra

His dad likes tanning in the back yard and likes eating bacon egg n cheese.

Legend cobra eats rice crispies

by Henry the third September 11, 2021

Cobra Weave

A large diaphragm of weaved cobras that can be applied for myriad uses. Most commonly a garment, blanket or a wriggling poultice for searing lower back pain. Some cobra weaves appear in the wild when a group of cobras gets tangled up but more commonly cobra weaves are made by hand. Sadly the cobra weave industry is being systematically replaced by machines called Cobraweave Brightstar 9's. There is a growing recession in Quebec due to the implementing of these machines. It was once the epicentre of the Cobra Weave industry in the capital city Cobra Land but now many are jobless due to the new Cobraweave Brightstar 9 factories overseas. Willie Nelson attributes his fame and fortune to his cherished lucky Cobra Weave he found in the Highlands of Quebec as a boy. After finding the Cobra Weave he picked up a guitar and started singing songs about Cobras and the rest is history. The Cobra Weave is a magical tool and should not be taken for granted.

Hey Dennis are you going to work today? Sorry Mr. Neck I lost my job at the Cobra Factory cuz they be makin' these Cobra Weaves by machine now. Sorry to hear that Dennis, would you like to meet my friend Dennis?

by Klendi October 23, 2020

COBRA

A cobra is a person that may seem autistic but is actually really intelligent.

Dude, I think shes a cobra

by cobrak September 29, 2022

The Spitting Cobra

A deadly move used while dangerously drunk. One pretends their jacket is a cape and holds it over their face while hissing at the opponent. This move can defuse hostile situations, confound enemies, express disgust in an amusing way and stuns the opponent temporarily allowing for a hasty and safe exit.

'Ere pal did you just eye up ma bird'
*does the spitting cobra*
'Woah man chill out, ok I'll walk away!'

by shannymcfee May 30, 2015

Cobra Maneuver

also called dynamic deceleration, among other names. The fighter jet flying at a high speed abruptly raises its nose momentarily to a vertical and slightly past vertical attitude, causing an extremely high angle of attack and momentarily stalling the plane. This will causes the plane brake and move behind the enemy aircraft and created a chance for the pilot to take down the enemy aircraft.

Not all jet can make this move ( Sukhoi and migs mostly are capable to make this move but some U.S military jet such as F-16 and F-22 also can make this move )

That Su-57 uses cobra maneuver to shoot down the MIG 29

by noobispro June 14, 2022

drunken cobra

n. any inanimate thing (usually a vehicle) that sways and weaves more than it should, thus causing a safety hazard.

That semi-truck is all over the road like a drunken cobra.

by Sonya H. July 24, 2008