crunchy bung

1. A leathery, scaly or scabby rectal condition caused by;

a) too much anal sex

b) venereal disease e.g., anal warts

c) a diet with little to no ruffage

d) any combination a, b & c

2. The result of improper hygiene after defecation; exhibited by encrusted feces around the anal orifice.
As Alexander the Great penetrated Haphaestion, he exclaimed, "Ouch! We really need to get you some conditioner, or something, for that crunchy bung of yours...".

"Damn, mang, I'm suffering from a severe case of crunchy bung because I didn't have time wipe my ass this morning!"
by Stretch-nuts McPoop-knuckle January 31, 2014
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Bung Gung

The hollow clap of your rectum just after a doody flew the coop.
Matilda heard the bung gung echo against the cold, stained porcelain tile in the toilet. She quietly prayed to Jesus that it would be louder next time, when Farnsworth came over for scat play.
by ludwig van nostrand April 08, 2016
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Bung

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bung

a guy who will take anything from you most likely is your stepdad.
by your local mom May 06, 2020
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Bung

Used as another word for sex
Usually a hookup is referred to as bung as well
Commonly used by the group known as 'The Boys'
"Look boys, It's Jack and Toby getting bung"

"Mitch just got bung with the ugliest chick at the party!"
by Shaunchomper October 31, 2018
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bung

someone who has had sex with the lowest bidder
that girl is a bung
by william ba July 29, 2011
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bung

1)the hole in which poop comes out
2)your chum or buddy
My bung hurts.
Hey bung, wannna go bung up the car?
by Bunggggg July 28, 2004
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