trouble brewing machine

A highly skilled drama king or queen. An individual who can cause hate and discontent in their sleep. A professional troublemaker who says just the right things to cause a conflict. Someone who can relentlessly go from one situation to another and stir the pot. Veteran instigator.
He's the only guy I know who can make everyone at work hate one another after only an hour, he's one trouble brewing machine!
by LarsonM October 24, 2012
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Brew Up Then

Make me a cup of tea

N.B

Not to be confused with

2. "Got one BREWING up"
A warning that your mate is Gonna Fart in a minute!
1. Brew up then will you I'm spitting feathers here!

2. If I were you I would go in other room..

Got one BREWING up and it's gonna be rancid mate
by SKULLION 💀 April 17, 2022
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awake the wizzard brewing

how do women have kids they must have some sort of wizzard inside them
girl you gotta awake the wizzard brewing
by SKRRR SKKRR JACKSON March 11, 2023
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bottling the home brew

Allowing a man to ejaculate inside of you in a reckless or intentionally procreative manner.
Tammy: What's up with your sheets?
Tanya: My boyfriend and I have been bottling the home brew, and shit's been getting messy.
Tammy: So I take it we're not sharing vodka until shark week
Tanya: Well, you can never be too careful!
Tammy: You could always try being A LITTLE careful...
by inbrambles January 18, 2013
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[mash] a [brew]

get on a drink and cocaine session in bebington
"mash a brew!"(excl.)
"do you wanna mash a brew tonight?"
"eh-up lads,are we mashin'?"
"I saw the lads earlier,and they'd defo mashed one"
by bebington beaut. February 03, 2009
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Brew ‘n’ chew

An event with brings together a small group of ex-work colleagues over alcohol to discuss our lives, workplaces and the world in a safe, non-woke space usually at a bar or relaxed venue. Chatham House rules apply.
“Man, when is the next brew ‘n’ chew? Have I got a story for you about Peter’s new girlfriend…”

“I can’t make it to brew ‘n’ chew tomorrow lads, the misses is making salmon for dinner!”
by CrusaderAAA August 03, 2022
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Were you brewed like beer

UD Jews, I’m assuming you guys

Were you brewed like beer in a bottle? In a secret underground cloning facility?

Genetically engineered Designer babies.
Were you brewed like beer
by Death Menace March 09, 2023
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