the batter

"the batter from off is dumb" - dedan, 2008
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Battered Canadian Syndrome

When a Canadian spends enough time with Americans and they become an absolute asshole, renouncing their Canadian politeness because they're paid 75 cents on the dollar like a woman.
Pers 1-I can't spend time with so-and-so anymore, he's a total ass hat.
Pers 2-That's what happens when you get battered Canadian Syndrome.
by highlandblade April 05, 2019
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Batters up

Pull up one someone with your fist up ready to fight
by TheSharmane July 28, 2024
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ram batter

Excessive vaginal discharge as a result of rough sexual intercourse.
"Wouldn't you want to stick you're dick in 13-years of a no cock pussy?" as he described his experience with a bull dyke's girlfriend to his homies.
"Just ram batter baby...all day..."
by BT_the_Builder November 23, 2015
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trouser batter

possibly after product of Pocket Billiards or Premature Ejaculation - the 'batter' that a man finds covers his sausage
"after dry-humping that bookshelf, I had major trouser batter"
by John McFloss September 30, 2006
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Hot Battered Turd

A hot battered turd describes a snobby person and/or a very conceited one. Arrogant about their looks so as to appear to be pleasant and welcoming but once you break through a thin veneer they are rotten to the core.
Annabella is such a hot battered turd she thinks no man is attractive enough to equal her so she just fishes for men who have huge incomes and bank accounts.
by fucklerclaus November 02, 2018
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Baltimore Battering Ram

The act of pushing a penis against a woman's panties until it penetrates, like a Battering Ram.
John preformed a Baltimore Battering Ram on Jackie
by UglyGodAqua January 24, 2017
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