Ant Carlucci

a filthy liberal with a curved cock

dude, youre being such an ant carlucci

by dfshuij berfhjv August 1, 2018

Ante

A name for someone who is not talented musically.

We had a rap battle but he was such an Ante so I won.

by Point169 November 21, 2021

Ant Job

A job in which the work to profit ratio is about 1:50

Jeff's got a real ant job - he gets paid shitloads of money for sitting in his house, browsing the internet a few hours a week and finding a few hits his bosses are interested in.

by Narz August 7, 2010

Ant

Noun; kankles. A man with a drunken sloth-like appearance. Is a horrible person. Smells of PBR and river water. Spawned from a peice-of-shit devil worshipping mother. Is a failiure. Is one of the worst people you will ever meet. Try not smell this person or look into their soul-less eyes. Probably has a baby mom that gets ridden hard and put away wet by an entire city. Will die of cancer.

"Look at that dumpster diving bum, looks like an Ant."

"Is ant smoking cigarette filters out of the public ashtrays again?"

by Fetuseaterbabykiller December 26, 2016

Va-gi-ant

An unusually huge vagina that literally rivals that of a horse.

Kelli and I slept together last night and she has a va-gi-ant.

by scrappington2 February 15, 2021

The Ant-man

When you put your dick in someones ass before it's hard, then you let it expand (grow) and tear the person's ass in two.

Last night John did The Ant-man on me, and now I can't walk.

by Big_Sex April 14, 2019

ant

a kind of animal

Look at that little ant!

by 10 hour ##### ### January 26, 2024