viking bod

Noun: A dad bod on a badass

- "Who's that pimp in the fur coat with the dad bod?"
- "That's not a dad bod.. that's a viking bod. He only eats eggs on his pizza in case he needs to kick some butt"

by spookfish May 12, 2021

Viking clap

The Viking clap is an extra bad case of the claps.

Not to be confused with the Viking thunder clap used by football fans.

Ah man i tell you, i got a really bad case of the viking claps from this hooker.

by Speakingfromexperience. April 2, 2021

viking raid

The act of 18 or more men ravaging one woman for a chance into Valhalla (The Vagina)

Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I was part of a Viking Raid.
Guy 1: Did you reach Valhalla??
Guy 2: HELL YEEE

by Rattagast the brown July 29, 2016

viking blowjob

when you suck a dick and braid their pubes with your tongue

i gave my boyfriend a viking blowjob

by vikingbj June 17, 2022

a smoking viking

A smoking Viking is when you poop and hide it in a air vent

I was so mad at my sister Donna M that I left her a smoking Viking in her bedroom air vent

by Thor from Whitestone January 26, 2019

The Smokey Viking

The smokey viking, A sexual act where two people cover their generals in warm coals from a fire and mud from a pig pen, then ride each other bare back.

Oh gross their doing the smokey viking in the pig pen.

by Johnjamesmate December 20, 2021

djoko-vikings

n. Badly-shaven lawless horn-hatted people intent on destroying the fabric of your society.

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Release the hounds, I can smell the sweat of the djoko-vikings hanging in the foetid air.

by gnostic3 January 12, 2022